Unpredictibilty

18 years young with a passion for pizza, Gregory Peck, and all nice things

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

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guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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